The Allied States of Always Winners is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andres who is maybe running from a bear with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.629 billion Winners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dub City. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Always Winnersian economy, worth 550 trillion QUESOES a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,655 QUESOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bris parties are all the rage, children often kick Stumble Guys for amusement, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, and death compensation has some family members fearing to pay back others' debt they may be disappearing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Always Winners's national animal is the Stumble Guy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Cheese WIZ - REAL QUESO PLZ.

Always Winners is ranked 9,442^nd in the world and 270^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 86,595.36 Standard Monetary Units.